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98982 No.98982 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98998 >>99636 >>99639

I AM FUCKING BACK

>> No.98998
Quoted By: >>99015

>>98982
oka eri

>> No.99015

>>98998
Thank you

>> No.99636

>>98982
who?

>> No.99639

>>98982
What kind of pretentious asshole eats a burger with a knife and fork instead of on a bun? You're missing half the fun and most of the flavor and texture experience.



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98963 No.98963 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>100651 >>100665

>pass expires in a week
>can only renew pass via crypto or that shady scam website that people post on here

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>> No.100568

>>100009
they munke

>> No.100651

>>98963
crypto is ez

>> No.100664
Quoted By: >>100677

>>99033
This. Took me several days since my bank stopped the setup and transaction and I had to call them to tell them it was ok. Internet coins will never be a currency a credit card payment takes less than a second.

>> No.100665

>>98963
i'm so dumb that I bought my bitcoin at a kiosk using cash

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100677

>>100664
>"Internet coins will never be a currency"
>(unrelated, but after he's outlined a problem he faced because of his bank, no less)
oh my god anon—the sheer difference in the current meta and your comprehension
you have no idea what's coming; you're about to see some drastic, unfathomable shit
t. /biz/



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98931 No.98931 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>99634

Let's play a game. Hold you breath and hold down the "H" key on your keyboard until you have to breathe. I'll start.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>> No.99627

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>> No.99631

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>> No.99634
Quoted By: >>99644

>>98931
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.99644

>>99634
I'll try again.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.99653

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Im so weak...



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98920 No.98920 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98929

>Be me
>get in a not my fault motorcycle crash circa 2018
>attorney says get surgeries done to establish case and get paid
>doing okay now but really need this face surgery to be tippytop
>Lost the ETH I set aside for this, fml
>Bars and clubs closed, cant find a bf to pay for it
>Never done prostitution before, need too much for that anyway
>friend said shed help me do porn, dont know the right connections to make that happen
>know how bank jobs work & only need one good one, worst case I end up in a womens prison

How did you make it? It seems obtainable but I dont know the next move. I'm not like some of you, i cant just suicide if things suck. Not making it isnt an option.

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>>98924
Oh right. I'm at work, so this is the best I can do

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98929
Quoted By: >>98930

>>98920
Can't you just be an e-thot and get a bunch of orbiters to send you money on patreon or only fans or some shit? I thought that's how it worked nowadays... If you got a pussy, it should be super easy.

>> No.98930

>>98929
Only if you're a basic bitch I guess. Edgy punk biker girls gotta wage slave like the rest of us. Anyway that loan idea someone mentioned is kind of a good idea. My credit is shot but i hadn't thought of approaching it like a business deal. Loan me x I give you back X + y from the settlement...

>> No.98936

>>98923
It's not, what a waste of a thread.

>> No.98946

Yeesh...



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98895 No.98895 [Reply] [Original]

*ting ting ting*

A toast! To imageboards! To 4chan!

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>> No.100679

>>98895
cheers

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100682

Personally, I always drink with my waifu, she's always of such good cheer!

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Toast!

>> No.102814

>>98895
base

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102984

>>98895
>/vip/ - Very Important Posts



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98842 No.98842 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>100685

>Spend hours trying to find a bitcoin trading site that will just let me send btc to my wallet immediately so I can buy a 4chan pass
>takes more than two hours and I wasted $25 on a site that wouldn't let me send it to my wallet and didn't tell me until after I had bought the btc
>finally get the btc needed to buy a pass
>go to buy the pass
>find out you can just pay using Coinbase
I am a fucking moron. Any other anons had similar experience buying a pass?

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>> No.100685

>>98842
Literally just use a coin ATM OP they are basically everywhere now. I literally bought mine with cash at a local gas station.

>> No.100939

>>100675
>we cannot verify your identity please try again
fuck meme coins and fuck coinbase

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101088
Quoted By: >>102353 >>102373

I was just about to make this dang thread.
I haven't gone through the hassle yet like OP, but why do I (we) have to go through this crypto-nonsense?

>> No.102353

>>101088
Because no payment processor will do business with 4chan

>> No.102373

>>101088
Paypal and other payment site seem to think everyone here is some kind of raging alt right sleeper agent because of boards like /pol/ and they don't want to support any kind of site that potentially hosts that kind of content.



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98840 No.98840 [Reply] [Original]

How can I get my borderline personality disorder friend to fall in love with me. I've known her over 20 years and I have had feelings for her for a long time. Once I went over to her house on Halloween at 1 am and she was hungover so i gave her a massage and she slept on my chest. Best feeling in the world.

>> No.99533

>>98840
Huh.

>> No.99619

>>98840
Why don't you go to church and find a better woman?

>> No.99620

>>98840
It's simple OP. You just need to give her the smoochies.

>> No.100109

>>98840
Is that her? She is a qt and I want one like that again.



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98790 No.98790 [Reply] [Original]

Say something nice for birthday girl.

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>> No.100856

>>98790
You enjoy fantasising about your female friend naked? You sound pretty based, shame Hitler killed you.

>> No.100894
Quoted By: >>101150

>>98790
Bush did 9/11

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101150

>>100894

Really?!

>> No.101297

>>98790
Just want to say that you're based, and my nigger.

>> No.101321

>>98790
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST



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98788 No.98788 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98789 >>98802

Does anyone else have problems with getting random "ban evasion" bans? It started in the last ~3 months or so and I've gotten like 3-4 bans. I use a VPN and almost always post from that, but sometimes post on my home IP as well. The "ban evasion" bans last for 3 days on my PC but I never see any message about what I'm supposedly ban evading. (If a mod cares to investigate and bans are linked to passes and viewable, then you'll see I've never gotten any long-term/serious ban on my pass.)

Am I just getting auto-bans for my VPN usage or what? Anyone else with this problem?

>> No.98789
Quoted By: >>98793

>>98788
No, it's just you.

>> No.98793
Quoted By: >>98948

>>98789
Ok thanks

>> No.98802
Quoted By: >>98916

>>98788
i'd message a mod on the irc... also >>>/qa/

>> No.98916

>>98802
I didn't use /qa/ so that this problem has visibility for months and I can bump it if it happens again

>> No.98948

>>98793
Same here.



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98754 No.98754 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>100501

>This 4chan Pass is currently in use by another IP
What the fuck is the point of allowing us to utilize one pass across multiple devices if it means getting cockblocked by this shit constantly?
I'd rather do the fucking captchas than get indefinitely locked out of posting on my PC because I made ONE reply using my phone 6 fucking hours ago.

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>> No.100459

test

>> No.100501
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100501

>>98754
I use a proxy on all my 4chan browser tabs so they all share the same IP without the different devices themselves having to have the same IP. Berry handy.

>> No.100578
Quoted By: >>100622

You don't exclusively phone post?

>> No.100622

>>100578
This. You always have a phone on you, even when at the computer. It's infinitely more convenient besides not being able to type quite as fast. Decent apps even allow for better functionality and convenience than what most extensions can give.

>> No.100697

>>100204
fine then automatically disable the pass and make me solve the captcha until the IP resets. I shitpost at my buddy's house and come home and i can't post for half an hour? that's fucking obnoxious



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98730 No.98730 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>103555

i came here to kill a thread

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>> No.103409

I'd cum on it

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103470

Which tummy is better?

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>> No.103555

>>98730
I want to lick it

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103575

Nigger tummies



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98695 No.98695 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98696 >>99650

Keep this thread going until Jan 1st 2021 so we can all talk together on New Year's.

>> No.98696

>>98695
I would've if you hadn't made such a shit-tier post. OP is a faggot. Fuck you.

>> No.98965

Half a year to go

>> No.99648

i support you

>> No.99650
Quoted By: >>99979

>>98695
sage

>> No.99979

>>99650
> announcing a sage
> on /vip/



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98692 No.98692 [DELETED] [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98693

Why does this Pepe make me so sad?

>> No.98693

>>98692
I always felt bad for the euthanasia one :(



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98683 No.98683 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98945 >>99488

Hey /vip/, this is my last day with this pass before I have to buy a completely new one because hirojew made renewing a pain in the ass over just buying a new one through a 3rd party.
Might as well also use the trip I posted under when this board was first created back in 2016.
It's been fun, bros

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>> No.98933

>>98841
my hate flames eternal, die

>> No.98945
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>>98683

>> No.99488
Quoted By: >>100019

>>98683
I'm glad you are gone

>> No.100019

>>99488
nah, I've been back for the past month lmaom

>> No.100739

Sorry to bump this thread.



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98648 No.98648 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98694 >>99141 >>99988

Hey /vip/ I have a good relationship with my gf lasted 6 years. I want this to be my one and only relationship. I love her and I think she loves me back.

We never broke up, we never fought for serious. But, we bought eachother some expensive gifts every anniversary and every birthday

Last year, the relationship started to go down the shitter. We used to call eachother every night and speak for 2 or 3 hours.

Here's the deal, she's been into JoJo fandoms and she found some "friend" who she wanted to know his culture.
(he messaged her first) She likes his posts and shit and I told her to stop. We argued for a bit and I wasn't able to redpill her about the normie niggers on jewbook.

>I don't want you to be involved in my choices, you did this in the past before.

So, this is my first relationship and I don't know what to do.
What do?

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>> No.98694

>>98648
Why do you care that she's talking to some random person online? Leave her alone you control freak faggot.

>> No.99141

>>98648
ah-bloo-bloo

>> No.99695

Wow.

>> No.99988
Quoted By: >>100729

>>98648
What's JoJo?

>> No.100729

>>99988
Yes.



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98643 No.98643 [Reply] [Original]

So why did she do it?

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Quoted By: >>100065 >>99039

>>99025
STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen memes are now forfeit.

>> No.99039

>>99032
*resists arrest*

>> No.99686

I thought she was extinct...

>> No.100065

>>99032
Judge here, giving the exact same response to the exact same OP is not illegal, he's free to go

>> No.100737

>>98975
Very nice.



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98601 No.98601 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>98645

I just bought it cause gmoot blocked my isp. Is there any privacy policy or do the glow-joggers have access to my shit now since I'm an idiot wh actually used his actual e-mail address?

>> No.98645
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Quoted By: >>98682 >>98949

>>98601
You're no longer a google slave. They no longer can see you on this site and you don't work for them for free anymore. Rejoice.

>> No.98682

>>98645
I do rejoice about the google faggots not knowing I am here. However I still feel retarded for having used my actual email. Can Hiro get hacked and have my email address shown to the world? Outcasted by normalfaggots for ever? Is Hiro tracking all my posts in some sort of database?

How secure is 4chan in reality? Should I ask /g/?

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>> No.98915

You've probably made yourself an easier target, but I have done the same. It will be nice to meet you when they round us up, op.

>> No.98949

>>98645
Rejoice, indeed.



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98517 No.98517 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

Previous thread: >>98026

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98506 No.98506 [Reply] [Original]

The Prophet Muhammad ? said

>I have been sent with the sword between my hands to ensure that no one but Allah is worshipped, Allah who put my livelihood under the shadow of my spear and who inflicts humiliation and scorn on those who disobey my orders.

And

>When you engage in ‘aynah transactions [a kind of transaction intended to circumvent the prohibition on riba or usury], and you take hold of the tails of oxen and you are content with agriculture, and you give up jihad, then Allaah will send upon you humiliation that will not be dispelled until you return to your religion, Allaah will send upon you humiliation that will not be dispelled until you return to your religion, Allaah will send upon you humiliation that will not be dispelled until you return to your religion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2cZ6i0Y6VU

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>BBC published the testimony of a gay Iraqi man with the pseudonym Taim who had fled an area overrun by the Islamic State. He lamented the extent to which many in the communities in which he was raised cheered the Islamic State's persecution of perceived homosexuals. (The Islamic State is also known as ISIS and ISIL.) He said:

>Isis are also professional when it comes to tracking gay people. They hunt them down one by one. When they capture people, they go through his phone and his contacts and Facebook friends. They are trying to track down every gay man. And it's like dominoes. If one goes, the others will be taken down too.

>It's devastating to see the public reaction to the killings. Usually, when Isis posts pictures online, people sympathise with the victims — but not if they're gay. You should see the Facebook comments after they post video of the killings. It's devastating. "We hate Isis but when they do things like this, we love them. God bless you Isis." "I am against Isis but I am totally with Isis when they kill gays." "Amazing news. This is the least that gays deserve." "The most horrible crime on earth is homosexuality. Good job Isis." "The scene is ugly but they deserve it." "Those dirty people deserve Isis."

>A handful of gay men who escaped the clutches of the Islamic State gave testimony at a United Nations meeting in August.

>"In the Islamic State, gays are being tracked and killed all the time," said Subhi Nahas, a 28-year-old Syrian who fled via Lebanon and found sanctuary in the United States. "At the executions, hundreds of townspeople, including children, cheered jubilantly as [if] at a wedding."

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Quoted By: >>98512

>>98507
On Iraq

>America insisted on attacking entire peoples, including their children, their women, and their elderly. It is now clear that it is Israel that is behind all the attacks on states in the Islamic world. However, for fear that great popular movements will rise up and topple them, these collaborator regimes [he singles out Saud especially] have conspired to save their own skin, regardless of their duties to Islam and Muslims. The feelings of these people were desensitized as much as America wanted, so the Jews were able to employ American and British Christians to do the job of attacking Iraq. America claims that it is bringing Iraq to account and to justice, but the fact is that the Israeli authority and the Jewish authority, which has become powerful inside the White House, as everyone can see—the Defence Minister is Jewish, the Secretary of State is Jewish, the CIA and National Security officials are Jewish, all the biggest officials are Jews—led the Christians to clip the wings of the Islamic world. Their real target is not Saddam Hussein but the growing power of the Arab and Islamic world, even if they struck the Iraqi people or—as they previously alleged in the sanctions against Libya—because they had a chemical weapons factory, or when they bombed the al-Shifa factory in Sudan, which was a pharmaceutical factory

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>>98511
His interview in 1997 after condemning the House of Saud as degenerate and leaving the country

>PA: Your family is a rich powerful family in Saudi Arabia. Have they, or the Saudi Arabian government, asked you to stop your activities?

>OBL: They have done that a lot. They have pressured us greatly, especially since a lot of our money is still in the hands of the Saudi ruling family due to the activities of our family and company. They sent my mother, my uncle, and my brothers on almost nine visits to me in Khartoum, asking me to stop and return to Arabia to apologize to King Fahd. I apologized to my family kindly because I know that they were driven by force to come to talk to me. This regime wants to create a problem between me and my family in order to take some measures against them. But, with God's grace, this regime did not get its wish fulfilled. I refused to go back. They [my family] conveyed the Saudi government's message that if I did not go back, they'll freeze all my assets, deprive me of my citizenship, my passport, and my Saudi ID, and distort my picture in the Saudi and foreign media. They think that a Muslim may bargain on his religion. I said to them: do whatever you may wish. It is with God's bounty that we refused to go back. We are living in dignity and honor for which we thank God. It is much better for us to live under a tree here on these mountains than to live in palaces in the land most sacred to God, subjected to the disgrace of not worshipping God even in the most sacred land on earth, where injustice is so widespread. There is no strength except with God.

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>>98512
Interviewer
>Some Arab states were most strong in their criticism, like for example the latest speech of the Saudi Interior Minister, who warned against you personally, and warned against the following of your curriculum [nahjikum] and what you say. So do you have a specific strategy for Arab nations? And what is your answer about the latest declaration by the Saudi Interior Minister?

[...]

Bin Laden
>I say to those people who walk behind those rulers, don’t they have hearts? Don’t they have faith [imaan]? How can they declare faith [imaan] while they are helping those fornicating disbelievers [al-kafara al-fajara, fajar is the root of a 4-letter English word that starts with F] against the children of Islam? They help them against our children in Iraq and Palestine.

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>Brothers and sisters, there is a global culture that is being forced down the throats of everyone on the face of the earth. This global culture is protected and promoted. Thomas Friedman--he is a famous writer in the U.S., he writes for the New York Times--he says, "The hidden hand of the market cannot survive without a hidden fist. McDonald's will never flourish without McDonnell Douglas." The designer of the F-15's. In other words, we're not really dealing with a global culture that is benign or compassionate. This is a culture that gives you no choice. You either accept McDonald's, otherwise McDonnell Douglas will send the F-15's above your head. It's a very intolerant culture that cannot coexist with anything else, it uproots every other culture on the face of the earth, it just cuts the roots of it. And you have here a quote by Alexander Solzhenitsyn, he's a famous Russian historian-writer, he says, "To destroy a people you must first sever their roots." So it's really a destruction of the people of the earth, because every other culture is being demolished. So this is not a global culture that will coexist with others, it will replace others. And the only ideology that is standing up to this global culture is Islam.

The above quote is from an English khutbah (sermon) by Anwar al-Awlaki, the first in a series on the Life of Muhammad, salla Allahu alayhe

https://www.kalamullah.com/anwar-alawlaki.html

(excerpt is from 27:25)

Droned for supporting al-Qaeda, he was also ridiculously slandered by the FBI who said he solicited prostitutes and was arrested multiple times for it while an imam in San Diego (strange no news organization reported it until years later, considering his mosque was major and he was a national figure). This character assassination was to discourage Muslims from following him. My favorite khutbah by him is actually Victory (also available there).

Pic is his daughter, killed by Navy Seals. His brother and son (in pic) were also killed.



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98444 No.98444 [Reply] [Original]

only the coolest botes get to be posted in this thread.

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>> No.100768

>niminiggers spamming again

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Quoted By: >>100732 >>99981

How can I renew my pass without paypal AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.99461

>>98423
I used based big hunters to get my pass because I’m too much of a brainlet to use crypto

>> No.99748

Cute OP pic :)

>> No.99981
Quoted By: >>100007

>>98421
by making yet another thread about how to renew your pass

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>>99981
that's a good idea!

>> No.100732

>>98421
Kaede Higuchi



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98384 No.98384 [Reply] [Original]
Quoted By: >>99705

Explain.

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>> No.99193

>>99191
thanks for all your hard work

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>>98988
Found a funny one in a trade today, realistic with training A.I.

>> No.99705

>>98384
It's a test.

>> No.100463

>>99012
>Flying back from Thailand I had a 6 hour layover in Los Angeles. My sister lives there
I don't believe you

>> No.101040

>>98988
nice dubs



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<span class="sjis">is coffee good for you[/spoiler]

>> No.99421

>>98383
nah

>> No.99483

>>98383
It is, but porn is bad for you.



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Quoted By: >>99389

WMAM Couples is what god intended.

>> No.99389

>>98365
who is this boy?



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